Sam Falco

My five favorite candies to find in my trick-or-treat bag:

1. Hershey Bar. Any size. Pure milk chocolate, unadulterated by nuts, nougat, coconut, or anything else.
2. Three Musketeers Bar. If you’re going to bastardize chocolate, this is the way to do it. Fun size only, though. A little of this goes a long way.
3. Candy corn. Of course, it’s vile. But I couldn’t get enough of it.
4. Smarties. A little plastic sleeve of sugary goodness.
5. Sugar Daddy. Except when I get both upper and lower teeth stuck in it and can’t open my mouth. I’m sure everyone around me is glad for me to stop talking for a few minutes.